The best deodorant you will ever use
Seriously. 1/4 teaspoon in each pit and you can sweat your ass off, totally stink-free for like 2 full days. It’s a natural anti-bacterial so those little fuckers won’t multiply and make you smell. Plus it’s cheaper and healthier than any deod you can buy anywhere.
Use equal parts of the following:
With a few drops of whatever essential oil you want, for fragrance. Otherwise it basically just smells like nothing. I use tea tree oil & pine needle oil. Cuz they’re MANLY.
Note - It pretty much turns to liquid if it’s warmer than about 75 degrees. If you want to keep it solid, you can refrigerate it or add a little more corn starch.
Reblogging myself again, cuz I still use this and it’s still awesome
This is what I’ve been using for about a year now and it works wonders.
Not convinced it works? My fiance is literally the smelliest human being I’ve ever met when he’s been sweating all day. I made him some with tea tree oil and he now smells nice and mint-ish as the end of the day, even if he’s been outside working.
Not to mention it’s cheaper, smells better, better for you AND better for the environment to make your own :D
Omg today when I woke up I was so confused that I couldn’t remember my first language and I panicked and literally screamed ‘But I dont even know how to speak french’ in english.
I am oddly glad that this can happen.
They’re called Voca People and they cover the history of musical genres in five minutes. Dude.
The music theorist in me is overjoyed by how accurate this is
And the chorister in me is having some sort of religious experience.
THIS IS MUSICAL PORNOGRAPHY. I DON’T KNOW WHAT MY FEELINGS ARE DOING.
Day- O (The Banana Boat Song)
Mbube- Solomon Linda and The Evening Birds
Ameno Dorime- Era
Toccata and Fugue in D Minor- Bach
Messiah, HWV 56, Part 2, No. 44 Chorus- Georg Friedrich Händel
The Entertainer- Scott Joplin
Mr. Sandman- The Chordettes
Puttin’ on the Ritz- Irving Berlin
Hit the Road Jack- Ray Charles
In the Mood- Glen Miller
Tutti Frutti- Little Richard
I Get Around- The Beach Boys
Can’t Buy Me Love- The Beatles
Take A Chance On Me- ABBA
Long Train Running- Doobie Brothers
Celebration-Kool and the Gang
Billie Jean- Michael Jackson
Sweet Dreams- The Eurythmics
Yeke Yeke- Mori Kante
Smells Like Teen Spirit- Nirvana
Wannabe-The Spice Girls
Macarena- Los del Rio
Cotton Eyed Joe- Rednex
Hit Me Baby One More Time- Britney Spears
Who Let the Dogs Out- Baha Men
Everybody Dance Out- C+C Music Factory
I Like to Move It- Reel to Real
I think I got all of them!!! It took me a while to recognize Yeke Yeke, but I got it!
Everyone needs to listen to this. NOW!!!
LISTEN TO THIS, IT’S LIKE AUDIBLE CHOCOLATE!
Holy shit this is amazing