If I had to pick a college to go to based solely on their musical groups, UMass would definitely win. I mean SERUIOSLY, listen to this!
“Fat” is usually the first insult a girl throws at another girl when she wants to hurt her
I mean, is ‘fat’ really the worst thing a human being can be? Is ‘fat’ worse than ‘vindictive’, ‘jealous’, ‘shallow’, ‘vain’, ‘boring’ or ‘cruel’? Not to me; but then, you might retort, what do I know about the pressure to be skinny? I’m not in the business of being judged on my looks, what with being a writer and earning my living by using my brain…
I went to the British Book Awards that evening. After the award ceremony I bumped into a woman I hadn’t seen for nearly three years. The first thing she said to me? ‘You’ve lost a lot of weight since the last time I saw you!’
‘Well,’ I said, slightly nonplussed, ‘the last time you saw me I’d just had a baby.’
What I felt like saying was, ‘I’ve produced my third child and my sixth novel since I last saw you. Aren’t either of those things more important, more interesting, than my size?’ But no – my waist looked smaller! Forget the kid and the book: finally, something to celebrate!
I’d rather they were independent, interesting, idealistic, kind, opinionated, original, funny – a thousand things, before ‘thin’. And frankly, I’d rather they didn’t give a gust of stinking chihuahua flatulence whether the woman standing next to them has fleshier knees than they do. Let my girls be Hermiones, rather than Pansy Parkinsons.
I literally felt like I did not have a choice.
Robin Williams says reblog, you reblog.
did i even really have a choice?
okay robin williams
i hesitated for a second and then considered the repercussions
just gonna reblog…
|Led Zeppelin:||4 turn ons|
|The Doors:||2 places you'd like to visit|
|Pink Floyd:||What are some things that make you sad?|
|The Rolling Stones:||What's better, a fling/one night stand or serious relationship?|
|Jimi Hendrix:||Name 8 things that make you happy|
|The Runaways:||Would you say you are self confident?|
|Metallica:||Do you have any special talents?|
|The Ramones:||Do you have any pets?|
|Simon and Garfunkel:||What song(s) help you get through the day?|
|The Beatles:||Are you a flirt?|
|The Mamas and The Papas:||Define yourself in 5 words|
|Blondie:||Are you a virgin?|
|Nirvana:||Are you an artistic/creative person?|
|David Bowie:||Are you a follower or a leader?|
|Red Hot Chili Peppers:||Have you been to any concerts? Which ones?|
|Iron Maiden:||Would you say you have a "sexy" figure?|
|Guns N Roses:||Do you do drugs?|
|Motörhead:||Are you a totally badass motherfucker?|
|Pat Benatar:||Ever been in love?|
|The Who:||2 of your favorite foods and 2 of the foods you hate|
|Pantera:||Did you ever get into a fist fight?|
|The Moody Blues:||What's your favorite genre of music?|
|Journey:||What's your favorite band?|
|Genesis:||Do you genuinely care about others, even strangers?|
|AC/DC:||Name 7 things people do that piss you off|
|Paul Anka:||Are you a romantic person?|
|The Kinks:||3 of your favorite blogs|
|Suzi Quatro:||What do you look like right now?|
|Motley Crue:||What are your favorite brands? (Define your sense of style)|
|Neil Young:||Do you play any instruments?|
|Rainbow:||What's better, day or night?|
|Joan Jett:||Sexual orientation?|
|The Misfits:||Do you have any tattoos or piercings?|
|Janis Joplin:||In your opinion, what was the greatest time or era for music?|
|Deep Purple:||3 of your greatest fears|
|The Tragically Hip:||6 things you want to accomplish|
|Aerosmith:||Favorite celebrity? Least favorite?|
|Johnny Cash:||Are you a religious person?|
|The White Stripes:||Are you close with your family?|
|Madonna:||Describe your crush|
the fact that almost forty thousand people on this site of complete morons actually understand this makes me so happy omg #tybg
fun fact: If you separate the 4 and the 2 making them different numbers. Then translate them into Japanese shi, and ni. Then put the words together, shini, it means death (shini-gami = god of death). So knowing that
The answer to the ultimate question… of life, the universe, and everything is…
Have a little time on our hands do we?