You win this round cheese
actually that is a rectangle cheese
[oxford comma laughing in the distance]
[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]
I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter
Being a nice person is so fun
Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it
Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets
There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.
#I HAVE DREAMS LIKE YOU NO REALLY. #JUST MUCH LESS TOUCHY-FEELY. #THEY MAINLY HAPPEN SOMEWHERE WARM AND SUNNYYYYYYYYYYY. #ON AN ISLAND THAT I OWN TANNED AND RESTED AND ALONE. #SURROUNDED BY ENORMOUS PILES OF MOOONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
If you didn’t just sing that, you’re lying
1. Respect their need for privacy and to spend time on their own.
2. Be careful never to embarrass them in public.
3. When they are in a new situation, allow them to stand back, and watch what’s going on.
4. Allow them time to process what you’re asking or…